unicorniossauro:

Status:

Fucking fuckers

  • me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
  • dude: nice bag.
  • me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
  • dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
  • me: uh... yeah?
  • dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
  • me:
  • me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
  • dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
  • me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
  • dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
  • me:
  • me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
  • me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
  • dude: uh... what?
  • me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
  • dude:
  • me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
  • dude: what are you even talking about?
  • me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
  • dude:
  • dude:
  • dude:
  • dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
  • me: his name is Norrin Radd.
  • dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)

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luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

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BREAKING: September 9th will be officially an entire month since the murder of Ferguson African-American unarmed teenage Michael Brown, at the hands of racist Ferguson PD Officer Darren Wilson. In this entire month, Officer Darren Wilson hasn’t been heard from, he has literally disappeared. He still has not been arrested, charged, or indicted in the murder of Michael Brown.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

#JusticeForMichaelBrown

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pixelguy979 said: I just wanted to understand what exactly makes you think your hypocrisy and racism is justified. You say whites are "privileged" but really the're the same if not worse off than you in terms of life. For example if a white man says the n word he could get arrested for using a racial slur. But if a black man or any other race for that matter called me a "cracker" he`d get off scott free. I've seen your previous posts on the internetaristocrat`s video. so please go ahead and ignore the irish.

thisiswhiteprivilege:

"If a white man says the n word he could get arrested."

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18mr:

Mark Bustos cuts the hair of wealthy clients in Manhattan six days a week. On the seventh, he cuts hair for free in parks and on street corners.

It might not solve the big-picture problems, but judging from the smiles on his clients’ faces, a little trim is going a long way. The lesson? Share your gifts. - CM

egeekdad:

Into The Future of Sharpening Technology

egeekdad:

Into The Future of Sharpening Technology

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